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Quick question... What are some websites that have good Medifast recipes? Looking forward for any response. My other question... You've been warned....

Turn back now, or forever hold your peace..

I had this ephiphany tonight. I guess I am in an extra silly naughty mood. But was thinking about why men like big women. And of course, they've seen us eat so they know what we can do with our mouths, right? Maybe they are getting a little nervous now after.

Surgery.

Seeing us go through just liquids and soft foods, never any real digging in and devouring anything. Maybe our husbands fear that we will forget how to eat. All desire gone from the mouth region. Only.

Hope.

They hold on to is the fact we need our protein. I think I'm on to something here. What do ya'll think?..

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I would like to know the answer too. Anyone here know what is the answer to that question. I'll do some poking around and get back to you if I discover an useful answer. You should email the people at Medifast as they probably could give you help..

Comment #1

5 cals per teaspoon..

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol.

Proteins and amino acids:.

Glutathione.

, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine.

Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc,.

Magnesium.

,.

Calcium.

,.

Potassium.

Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (.

Vitamin C.

),.

Vitamin B12.

, choline.

Hormones:.

Testosterone.

, prostaglandins.

Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen..

Comment #2

Hehe You know, there's a fairly common fetish called "Feederism". It's a sub fetish of adipophilia, the sexual objectification of obsese people. The feeder's objective/ultimate fantasy is usually to get the feedee so heavy that they become helpless. I know several webcam ops who make a lot of money doing these kinds of shows. They trade tips on how to pretend to eat or.

Avoid.

Swallowing. One gal gave a customer her PO Box address and he keeps sending her huge salamis and wheels of cheese...

Comment #3

Yebbie, if I remember right, arn't you a phone sex operator.....

Comment #4

Yes, but I've never gotten one of those calls. I think they lend themselves more to webcam or sadly, real life. I do get some guys asking how big my butt is b/c they want me to suffocate them with it...

Comment #5

The visuals are killing me..

I do think you might be on to something. But, I can picture all these men after women who have had GBS, remember you need your protein. They are gonna start stalking us, I better get ready........LOL...

Comment #6

Wow, I just read 15g of protein per teaspoon and only 1g of carbohydrates.....

Comment #7

Talk about an easy way to get it all in... the protien that is.....

Comment #8

You've been warned....

Turn back now, or forever hold your peace..

I had this ephiphany tonight. I guess I am in an extra silly naughty mood. But was thinking about why men like big women. And of course, they've seen us eat so they know what we can do with our mouths, right? Maybe they are getting a little nervous now after.

Surgery.

Seeing us go through just liquids and soft foods, never any real digging in and devouring anything. Maybe our husbands fear that we will forget how to eat. All desire gone from the mouth region. Only.

Hope.

They hold on to is the fact we need our protein. I think I'm on to something here. What do ya'll think?..

Comment #9

ROFLMAO....you guys are too freakin' funny!!.

I needed that laugh..

Comment #10

OMG you guys, I love this!! Now, should we be sipping this? And how big is a sip?.

LMAO.

- Megan..

Comment #11

PERFECT!!!!.

..protein.

In, happy man..happy woman..it's a win-win!!.

Yebbie..so jealous of our profession, I always wanted to be a phone sex operator...sounds fun...;-)..

Comment #12

Callie girl, you are ate up! I mean that in a nice way. take pity on those of us who have no man, where are we going to get enough protein?..

Comment #13

OMG I better not let my hubby read this... I may never get to eat real food, or.

Leave.

The house lol..

Comment #14

I am with Rayvin..

I can't let my husband read this or tell him about it or I will be on a sticky.

Liquid diet.

For the rest of my life! ha ha ha ha..

Comment #15

OK EWWWWWWW!!!.

Pass the Pure Protein bar please!! LMAO..

Comment #16

Ok, my question is.........Did everyone get their daily dose?..

Comment #17

LMAO callie...ok just one question...really 15 grams in teaspoon? lmao..

Comment #18

WVBubbly - Yes really, I googled it out of curiosity, 15g per tsp..

Comment #19

Wow lol and my friends told me ummm well lets just say they said it was a waste lmao..

Comment #20

Sip sip sip, no gulping doctors orders remember...

And what about the.

Exercise.

Factor???.

Just dont bite...or chew unless you have falsies.....

Every sitting should take a minimum of half an hour........

Comment #21

I was waiting for Buzz' comment! Just wait till Brett gets a wind of this! ROFLMAO!! Callie really is turning into Andy! Thanks for the giggles and the visuals this morning...

Comment #22

Gilly (Mrs BUZZ)just asked me how Im proping up my laptop here...OMG.. ha ha ha......

Should I tell her???.

Hello matey..where you been hiding??? LMAO ROFL LOL LOL.....

Comment #23

OMG....I'm laughing so hard I think I just peed myself...seriously is Yebbie a phone sex lady??? (I haven't gotten to know her yet...) :) Hubby was just telling me the other day if I need more protein..... ugghhh...we'll never hear the end of that!!! Thanks for the laugh Callie!!! :).

Erica..

Comment #24

Callie I waited for the.

Morphine.

To wear off for this post, and all you nasty girls deserve this reponse..

I don't care about your protein shots with no carbs either. I always have and always will love a good taco without the shell!..

Comment #25

You might wanna push that button and kick some more.

Morphine.

In right about now Brett.....

Comment #26

Callie I'm home. They released me after I walked one.

Mile around the nurses station. And my nurse gave me a big blaster of.

Morphine.

For the ride home...

Comment #27

Hey what about the other red meat the one I eat is there any protein in that and how long do I have to eat it to get my daily requirments..

Comment #28

Ricardo as a general rule of thumb, until it is well done (my man)...

Comment #29

Maybe it's my new tummy reacting... but BLECH lol..

Comment #30

YEBBIE is my hero!.

Callie my girl, you've set this site on fire..

NOW this is exactly were this topic and site needed to go. NO FENCES NO BOUNDRIES!..

Comment #31

This has got to be my favorite post of the past year that I've been on here ROFL!! I wonder if the lady that didn't like our language as looked at it yet....probably would sh*t her pants if she did.

Yebbie....you rock!! LOL..

Comment #32

Callie, I think you've got the "most reponses to a posting" award!..

Comment #33

For the newbies who missed it, here's a reposting......

Comment #34

OMG My tummy isn't healed enough to be laughing THIS hard......

Comment #35

This thing is just purly wrong.

Look at it on the bright side most of the men havent realized that they have protene "liquid" so we should be in luck.

Hell if we put a little fruit in it maybe we can make it taste like yogert.

(not really ewwwww)..

Comment #36

Well my bf wanted me to read this ....wonder why he wants to supply protein now. lol..

Comment #37

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander....

:)~..

Comment #38

OMG - This is hysterical!!! LMAO.

Maybe I could try speed.

Dating.

And get my protein that way - one at a time....... Might have to buy a lot of chapstick :O..

Comment #39

Bump............

Love you all!!! Never forget to laugh, life is too short!!!!..

Comment #40

Callie, you are so not right at all, at all! I love it!..

Comment #41

Hehehehehehe.... I like this one more than the other post I think :).

Damn, Im over here dyin laughin. So gatta call the hubby, Thanks Callie!! We miss you!!..

Comment #42

Oh, and I totally need to meet Yebbie!! I like her... lols.

Im printing post #61 and stickin it on the fridge :)..

Comment #43


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